Disclaimer
I have some personal admiration for the dedication and aesthetics of ninjas and samurai. I just find the pirate embodies more of the values I embrace. That’s not to say their history and brutal practices, but rather the liberty, individuality, and creativity are things to admire and even strive to. In the real world, this also means adhering to common sense and morality. Actual real pirates are generally horrible people lacking a moral compass. From here on out, I mean the idealism embodied by a pirate and not the scoundrel.
Liberty
A pirate is a free individual; unbridled by any man or government. Ninja’s are servants who exist to obey their master. Liberty is the first and most important value of a pirate.
Creativity
A pirate is resourceful and creative in solving problems. Always looks for new and better ways to attack a problem. A ninja is dependent on practice and aesthetics; his approach to any problem always comes from tradition.
Responsibility
All pirates take and are held responsible for their actions. If not on their own then by their crewmates; or possibly by their captures. Responsibility can be painful, but leads to greater success. A ninja is traditionally bound to hold themselves responsible or be shamed. The modern, westernized ninja does not adhere to this. Instead he shuns responsibility and simply moves on.
Decisive
A pirate makes decisions and takes actions. Even serving on a ship under a captain is the explicit choice of the pirate. No pirate would ever willingly live in compulsory servitude, and would fervently rebel against any loss of liberty by compulsion. The ninja lives to obey and lacks or has limited free will of his own. A ninja without orders has no direction. A pirate would take the lead if no one else does, or he is no longer satisfied with the current leadership.
Conclusion
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are the way of the pirate; to which I add a moral & ethical compass. These are the American ideals, and the values I embrace. These ideals lead to personal and professional success, and is beneficial for both the individual and the community. It would greatly benefit many people and humanity as a whole if more people embraced the pirate way. The ninja way is content with dictators, fascists, and socialism; things that oppress people and limit both freedom and happiness. Therefore, pirates > ninjas!